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The Gang Mowing Fool

Recreating a classic.
I can attest, he’s not wrong.
Just a man in a fur coat on a Tuesday.
“Until” is not necessary as they very much remain dirty following a good old spit and climb.
What?
What?
Sure.
Okay.
This kills me.
Good to know.
These texts were sent from Chris to our cousin, Cole.
I suspect it was.
This is actually an incredible metaphor. I’m impressed.
Another classic.
This one killed me.
He does cut lawns, so if you’re in need, here you go. He is very passionate about this, so I’m certain he’ll do a wonderful job on your lawn.
“It’s tree climbing time.”
“…going for gold* next year.” Second place is quite extraordinary though!
What?
Okay.
What?
Must’ve worked! Amanda is a super nice girl and he’s extraordinarily lucky to have her.
Elliot is such a sweet, loving, and patient dog.
Absolutely.
Oof.
Gang Mowing
Truly.
This could’ve used some punctuation, but you get the idea.
Jesus.
“Can I bring my emotional support dog in during this movie?”

About the author

Working hard everyday towards achieving my goal of becoming an international best-selling author. Wrote the book, just need the agent and publisher. Received the ultimate endorsement when Britney Spears wrote me saying she'd be one of the first in line to buy my book! #FreeBritney

Comments

  1. “Don’t ask me any questions—I can’t answer them”

    Truer words were never spoken!

    1. Right!?! We can’t possibly answer anything the same way he would, so no point in trying!

  2. “Please don’t ask me any questions about anything above, I cannot answer them.” This had me roaring. I wish the happiest of birthdays to the both of you!

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