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Cutesville Connections: The Speakeasy

You might be wondering what in the world is a “Cutesville Connection,” well, in order to understand that, you’d have to first know what Cutesville is. Cutesville is what my wife, Melissa, and I, along with ALL of our friends, refer to Granite City, Illinois as. Cutesville, USA, the place we love so much.

Now I’m sure several of you have scoffed at this, but let me tell you what, we absolutely love it here! Melissa and I live in a beautiful house, in a beautiful neighborhood, in a beautiful town. Sure, every place has its opportunities, but here in Cutesville, we have so much more going for us than many choose to recognize.

We have a world class park, Wilson Park, that most everyone I know commonly refers to as “The Disneyland of Illinois,” which features my favorite public pool of ALL time and I CANNOT wait for it to reopen for the summer on May 28; we have what I FIRMLY believe is THE BEST movie theater on the east side of the St. Louis metropolitan area, The Granite City Cinema (or the Cutesville Cineplex as I always hear it called); there’s a strong small business community featuring such outstanding places as Duke’s Bakery, Manhattan’s Coffee & Social House, Tinseltown, Jerry’s Cafeteria – which I love with every beat of my heart and will DEFINITELY be doing a blog on someday soon – and of course, all of Brenda Whitaker’s fine establishments.

I’m not even going to pretend otherwise, I came to The Speakeasy with the anticipation of loving it because I’m very much a HUGE fan of ALL of Brenda Whitaker’s businesses here in downtown Cutesville: The Garden Gate Tea Room, Boardgamery, Downtown Diner, Cutting Room Haunted House, and Alfresco Productions at the Alfresco Performing Arts Center. Every place she runs is top notch and nothing is half-assed, but let me tell you all what, as you’re about to see and read from my photos and experience, she truly outdid herself with The Speakeasy! It really is SIMPLY THE BEST!

From the moment we walked inside the faux butcher shop entryway, I was instantly reminded and transported to a Disney Park! The incredible attention to detail that was in every possible aspect of this superb establishment was just so well done that one would’ve thought a team of Imagineers had assembled it all together! Being a HUGE fan of all things Disney – ESPECIALLY Disney Parks – I couldn’t give a bigger and better compliment! We had THE BEST time at The Speakeasy and I knew the second we walked inside this was to be my next blog because this place needs to be visited by everyone from everywhere! Just take a look at what I’m talking about…!

Looks simple enough, but don’t let the standard exterior of The Speakeasy fool you, there’s a whole new world waiting for you inside…!

As you’re about to see, the Butcher Shop entryway really set the tone for what we knew was going to be an intricately and entertainingly designed and decorated place. The prohibition era vibe takes center stage inside this butcher shop and never lets up even for a second beyond the cooler. It had us excited from the get-go!

We took a very special table at the very front of the establishment, which provided us with excellent views of the majority of the place. Back when this was Aiello’s Pizzeria, this was the table we would sit at every single time, so it felt like a full circle moment for us getting to sit here once more. When this was the Downtown Diner we never sat in this spot, not sure why we abandoned it, but fate has brought us back to our original sitting place.

Melissa trying to look her cutest despite being tired and hungry after a long day at work.
Nancy cheesin’ for the occasion.
As you may notice between Erin and I, there’s a scarlet draped stairwell, which I’ll highlight better later, but despite walking past it on two separate occasions prior to taking this photo, I never even noticed! There’s so much to see all around that it took taking this picture for me to spot it!
One of these menus was on every table and there was an additional cocktail menu located at the bar.
I ordered a Passion Fruit Spritzer and let me tell you all what, I LOVED IT! I wanted so badly to order another after I’d finished, but opted instead to try the Ginger Mister, which is pictured later.

The four of us were famished and felt that the prices were extremely reasonable, so we quite literally ordered one of everything from the Small Plates menu (minus the Tasting Tray)! You’re about to see photos of each shareable plate with the exception of the Brussels Sprouts, which for some terrible oversight, I failed to snap a picture of, but trust me when I say, they were every bit as PHENOMENAL and picturesque as all else you’re about to see…

I didn’t think I’d be much of a fan, but I ended up LOVING the Chicken and Spinach Flatbread!
The Pizza Dip was OUTSTANDING! We all couldn’t get enough of it! Even more AMAZING than it were the Sweet Chili Glazed Meatballs pictured behind it! WHOA! They were top notch! I think our collective favorite in fact!
The Pear & Blue Cheese Flatbread was Melissa’s favorite!
So unfortunately for this post, I tore into the Shrimp Cocktail long before I decided I was taking a picture, but do interpret this as a sign that they were DELICIOUS!
My Ginger Mister was EXCELLENT as well!
The cigarette literally looks like its burning. I’m tell you, the attention to detail here was second to none!
“Cheers!”
“All that jazz!”

Few things in this world impress me more than a high quality restroom and let me tell you all what, the restrooms here were of the absolute highest quality! As you’ll soon see for yourself, these restrooms were top notch! The decor and attention to detail didn’t stop behind these doors, in fact, if anything, it was enhanced! I was so mesmerized by how intricately entertaining it was inside. No need to sit on your phone while doing your business as there’s PLENTY to look at and take in all around you! Take a look…

Hallway outside the Gangsters & Flappers quarters (restrooms).
Quite literally one of THE BEST restrooms I’ve EVER been in!
Just a peak from the hallway of the ladies room!
As previously mentioned, there’s a more extensive cocktail list at the bar, so without a doubt there’s something for everyone.
Here’s the scarlet draped stairwell from the photo of Erin and I that you saw earlier. This area isn’t open to guests, as it houses their storage, but that didn’t stop them from ensuring the decorations didn’t continue to enhance the overall ambiance.
I LOVE to gamble, so this will most definitely be an exciting addition!
I absolutely loved the chandeliers. I don’t think they could’ve picked a more perfect set than these!
Had to get a close-up of these beauties!
Me & the Matriarch of Cutesville, Brenda Whitaker!
Notice the props above the door. I’m telling you, this place was detailed like no other!
“Girls just wanna have fun!”
This will soon be a beer garden, so be on the lookout for this thrilling addition!

The Speakeasy is located at 1318 Niedringhaus Avenue in Cutesville, USA – oops, I mean Granite City, Illinois. They’re open from 5:00 p.m. until 10:00 p.m. on Wednesdays and Thursdays and then 5:00 p.m. until midnight on Fridays and Saturdays.

I truly cannot reiterate anymore than I already have about how much of a DO NOT MISS place this is! Legit 10/10 highly recommend! Five stars! A+! Whatever perfect rating you go by in your life this place earns it! If you’re looking for something fun, fresh, and thrilling to do one evening then The Speakeasy is where you NEED to go! I guarantee you’ll have a great time and already be looking forward to your next visit back because I know I most certainly am!

THANK YOU so much for viewing! I appreciate your support tremendously! Please feel free to leave a comment below as I LOVE reading and responding to them! I’ll return next week with another all new post, so until then, I wish you all, all the best!

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Comments

  1. OMG! This place does look cute! I can’t wait to get my girls and come check it out! We will love this! Thanks for sharing!

      1. There is a lil’ stage for future performances, maybe you can turn this into a jingle & sing it one night!

  2. Looks like a real neat place wish I lived nearby so I could go and check out it out because the wife and I would love a place like this.

  3. Brenda never seems to disappoint when it comes to her unique establishments in Granite City. What a great place to visit. I hope to patronize this business soon! Thanks for sharing Ben.

    1. You’ll have to come with us sometime! We are already VERY eager to get back!!!

  4. Planning to visit after seeing ALL SHOOK UP ON June 10.hope you have some non alcoholic drunks, health issues cannot have any alcohol. Maybe a Virgin Strawberry Daiquiri?

    1. They had a handful of non-alcoholic drinks including both the ones I had that evening! So fear not, there’ll definitely be something for you! Have a wonderful time at All Shook Up! What a thrilling night you have down the road!

    1. Thank you much & I can’t wait for you to go either! It really is simply the best!

  5. You folks can really set a scene. Love your passion for promotion. A new little reSale clothing store call reDress,
    that just opened up in cutesville,
    could benefit from your style and enthusiasm.

    1. Thank you so very much! I really appreciate it! I know exactly where that store is & will have to check it out someday soon!

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